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Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket
by gfjb December 28, 2015
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Back pocket brew

The extra brew you take from the case to keep in your back pocket so you don't have to go back to get another so soon. Also known as BPB.
Yo homie grab me a back pocket brew
by murdainny December 29, 2015
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Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019
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Lebanese hot pocket

When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.
Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping
by Beeasy August 24, 2018
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Hot pocket effect

When a food item (most common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is very hot and the middle stays cold or uncooked
by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
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Gallys Clown Pocket

A deep dark hole that is never ending, and moist at the bottom
He’s getting himself into a Gallys clown pocket
by Up the dosage July 17, 2019
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Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.
“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019
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