Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Rich From Pinellas Park

Someone who acts hard but is really a bitch, the type that goes to the principal’s office to break up a fight they are supposed to be in after they talked shit for weeks and it’s time to cash the check. A yellowbelly coward with 4 hairs on his head and zero integrity.

There was supposed to be a fight after school, but when we all showed up the SRO officer was there waiting with the principal, this kid must be Rich from Pinellas Park!

by Johnny the non athlete November 23, 2025

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021