spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Horse cork

A cork that was once in a horses ass and now in a humans ass to serve as a but plug

Hey are you going to use that horse cork?

by ET-HAN123 January 18, 2018

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Horse

A horse is the most wonderful animal on this earth. These animals are intelligent as well as sweet and wild. They can make you happy, they can make you want to pull your hair out; but over all horses are great friends. Although they only live to about thirty years old, they will live forever in your heart.

Sorry I can’t go to the mall today Suzan, I am riding my horse!

by Horses 🐎 January 29, 2018

horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!

by ColonelDickChee February 9, 2018

horse cock

a horses cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy

by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018

horse

Horses are the best animals!!! They are so majestic, kind, and caring. They are great companions. The only downfall of having a horse is they cost a lot of money.

Look at Suzy! Her horse is so pretty! I bet her parents are rich.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019