Professional Bum

A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.

The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"

Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."

The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"

Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?

by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022

bum breather

when someone's breath is so terrible it smells like a fart

can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker

That girl last night was a serious bum breather, I almost puked when she talked to me.

All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says

by slash182 February 20, 2011

Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

shutter bum

An out-of-work photographer.

The guy that did our pictures spent everything on hookers and blow in Vegas and now he's a shutter bum.

by TheManWithNoFace June 10, 2008

Bum Status

Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.

Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up

Girl 2: Bum Status.

by EpicPErsonEpicChinChinGreen April 10, 2012

Oh bums

A less profrane exclamation, used at an unfortunate circumstance.

"Oh bums." said Catface, as his snowman's disproportionate head fell off of its body.

by oocceeaann January 15, 2010

Dum-bum

An inept female who has a nice ass.

I tolerate that dum-bum and her stupidity only because she has such a perfect ass.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019