Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob

He’s one of, if not the most sweetest, caring, kind hearted souls you’ll ever meet. Genuinely an intellectual. A best friend, and can be an even more amazing partner. He is insecure but doesn’t share how he feels with anyone he isn’t very close to. Jacob is an amazing human being

I wish I had as much integrity as Jacob.

by Chafingeyebrows January 2, 2022

jacob

A really nice person that is good at sports and he is really good at apex ledgends

jacob is really cool

by passw2845 March 12, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the sluttiest boy you will see in your life and is a huge show off and at the end of the day feel really bad for him.

Oh its jacob.

by Joe mam313 June 19, 2020

Jacob kelly

A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights

He's cute he must be a Jacob kelly

by Hamsey999999 December 7, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person with such a great personality, he’s such a warm hearted soul who always makes me smile. I’m glad I met him. become friends with him you won’t regret it.

Jacob is a heartwarming soul.

by urgeminigf November 24, 2021

jacob peck

weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg

wants to be tobey maguire

(none of this is serious by the way)

"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"

"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."

by best person ever. <3 January 29, 2022