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Fortnite is a video game whose faim grew exponentially during the first half of 2018. The game is a first person shooter (see also FPS). The game grew to fame due to it being free to play and generally having solid gameplay. The games drop in popularity happened when it stayed too long in mainstream media and people started to find it annoying. Another thing that made people dedest the game with the burning passion of a thousand suns was that people enjoyed the game a lot. The game had grabbed pop culture by the balls. People were now doing dances that appeared in the game irl. Thus the game grew to be hated and was soon abandoned by most lingering as nothing but a bad memory in peoples mind. The gameplay is a solid 7/10
Fortnite is a video game whose faim grew exponentially during the first half of 2018. The game is a first person shooter (see also FPS). The game grew to fame due to it being free to play and generally having solid gameplay. The games drop in popularity happened when it stayed too long in mainstream media and people started to find it annoying. Another thing that made people dedest the game with the burning passion of a thousand suns was that people enjoyed the game a lot. The game had grabbed pop culture by the balls. People were now doing dances that appeared in the game irl. Thus the game grew to be hated and was soon abandoned by most lingering as nothing but a bad memory in peoples mind. The gameplay is a solid 7/10
Kid: I'm going to play fortnite.
Sad adult: Ugh, you're going to have fun in a way different than what my generation did? How repugnant. Ew, cringe.
Sad adult: Ugh, you're going to have fun in a way different than what my generation did? How repugnant. Ew, cringe.
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Get the Fortnite mug.A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.
Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
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Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
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