S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

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But you're still so bored and refuse to do what you're supposed to do, so you just typed in the last 4 characters on the right side of your keyboard right to left.

I'm so bored! Let's search up \p';lk/.,m!

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M test

The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.

Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha

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Miss M.

(noun): An extraordinary, compassionate, and dedicated teacher who goes above and beyond for her students. Known for her ability to inspire, engage, and organize unforgettable experiences, like trips and extracurricular activities. Her presence in the classroom is unmatched, and she is deeply missed by her students when she is not around.

After that unforgettable trip, we all realized how much we'd miss Miss M. during the summer break - she truly is one in a million.

When I think of a perfect teacher, Miss M. immediately comes to mind; her passion for education is contagious and we appreciate all her hard work.

by Big Boy Bobby Brown Lee March 24, 2023

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