Mike

slang for a pedo with an inferiority complex

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again

by th3machin3 March 8, 2022

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mike Macklin

Mike formally know as Sam macklin's part contact.

" Hi Mike Macklin speaking. , Hi Mike Macklin, Its Sam macklin here. Can you help with this part? No fuckin talk to Corey "

by Kroc west July 31, 2025

Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay

Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall

by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022

Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

White Mike

A little white bitch.

Oh shit there "white mike"

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021

Mike

A Person that most likely has the addiction to foxes or wovles... You have an Un-common name, your kind of stupid but seriously what else would you think? Your Cool? Oh yeah theres a reason why people used to stare at you *stares*...

That person should be called a Mike... He acts like one too

by LolJerkyBeef September 12, 2021