A humorous twist on “fair enough”.
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.
Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.
Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
by Glenn woods September 25, 2025
Get the Furry Muff mug.(1) An adjective referring to something with an abundance of fur.
(2) An individual who has a keen interest in bipedal/anthropomorphic animals, most of which happen to be terrestrial mammals. However, some perverts who engage in it give the fandom a bad impression in public.
They're suspiciously rich, talented and identify as part of LGBTQ+ (although not all of them do).
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(2) An individual who has a keen interest in bipedal/anthropomorphic animals, most of which happen to be terrestrial mammals. However, some perverts who engage in it give the fandom a bad impression in public.
They're suspiciously rich, talented and identify as part of LGBTQ+ (although not all of them do).
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𝗠𝗿. 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗻 : "Okay, one more thing before you get hired in our agency. Do you happen to have a WhatsApp number?"
𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗲 : "Yes, I do! Here's my number." *shows whatsapp profile*
𝗠𝗿. 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗻 : "Why does your profile picture depict a middle-aged femboy rabbit wearing a comically large cowboy hat?"
𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗲 : *gulps*
𝗠𝗿. 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗻 : "Just kidding! I happen to be a furry too. In fact, all of my employees know I am. And you're the only employee who is a furry, so I'll double your wage. Just don't tell anyone."
𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗲 : "Out of all managers I've encountered, you're the best one yet."
𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗲 : "Yes, I do! Here's my number." *shows whatsapp profile*
𝗠𝗿. 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗻 : "Why does your profile picture depict a middle-aged femboy rabbit wearing a comically large cowboy hat?"
𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗲 : *gulps*
𝗠𝗿. 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗻 : "Just kidding! I happen to be a furry too. In fact, all of my employees know I am. And you're the only employee who is a furry, so I'll double your wage. Just don't tell anyone."
𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗲 : "Out of all managers I've encountered, you're the best one yet."
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Get the furry nigel mug.Furry detector 2.0 is the newest version. It's a replacement of Furry Detector 1.0 with heavy improvements. Some new features include: Search history, profile stats, leaderboards, and extra detectors. To detect furries, it scans their username and display name, badges, groups, creations, and their accessories if they have their inventory enabled. After it detects, it will give points, and the higher you have, the more likely you are a furry. You are also able to detect other people if they are Anime, Maids, E-daters, Thugs, or slenders. Sometimes, it may accidentally think that an accessory you have is about furries, even though it is not. Unfortunately, this game has died and is now averaging 1 player or none at all. It has reached 5 million visits and was updated 2 years ago.
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Get the Furry Detector 2.0 mug.A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.
I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.
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