Alabama Klondike bar

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug…

My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

Walking gay bar

A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.

*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"

by Sup_mate December 14, 2016

Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

bar lighting phenomenon

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting

“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”

by mary a. cole November 04, 2023

drake bar

a chocolate bar containing marijuana and alcohol

i listened to Drake's song and enjoyed it more with a Drake Bar.

by alice alexcia June 15, 2018