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Hairy Turtle

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
by Turtley December 27, 2021
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meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021
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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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turtled

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!
by slogson June 2, 2016
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Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)
I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.
by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019
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Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.
by mudturtleking December 9, 2019
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Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
by sircarno January 19, 2021
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