by caughtin8k February 4, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

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Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

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fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

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Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.

We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015

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Skibidi Toilet

It is a Gen Alpha sacrifice. Many say it just because their legends Lankybox say it, but they do not know that it instantly summons the devil. Once it is said, they are possessed, making them say it more.

Kid: "skibidi toilet"
Villageman: "CALL THE PRIEST! GET THE HOLY WATER! WE HAVE A POSSESSION!"

by iDontTrustYou September 8, 2024

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