Thomas

Thomas a man with a gigantic penis often covering up the entire room, he also loves taking it raw in the booty.

Gustafson: Have you seen Thomas
Fredrick: no I only saw his penis

by Annikalover30 September 14, 2022

Thomas

Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.

Holy sh*t thomas has the biggest penis I have ever seen sommer ray is definitely into him

by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022

Thomas

Thomas is a guy absolutely obsessed with trains. His name may not be Thomas but it is his middle name or at least a nickname for him. He is EXTREMELY racist yet denies it quite a lot. He sits in his last class and wishes for the south to rise again. Even though, if that did happen he would be hung and killed because he is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. You probably know Thomas because you sit between him and his 'friend.' They probably fight like a marry couple and have couple quarrels every second of the class. It can be very annoying, however, I advise you not to say anything because if you do he will pull out a knife (illegal at school but he still has it????) and he will shank you in the side. Or he will smack you in the face. Or he might just shut down your computer. Either way, Thomas is crazy and psychotic. If you meet a Thomas who isn't actually a Thomas but that is his nickname due to his unhealthy obsession with trains (Seriously, he probably has like 1000 or more photos of trains on his phone. He also probably takes time off of school so he can go watch trains and film them for his youtube channel) avoid him because he is a strange creature.

Sidney: Yo, you'll never guess what Thomas said in class today.
Me: Let me guess, "Let the south rise again"
Sidney: Yeah, man.
Me: He's such a Thomas.

by Dobbzilla December 8, 2023

drew thomas

drew is my bf

hi drew plz marry me lol?? /hj

"omg are u drew thomas's gf??"
"yea lol"

by dumbthingsineedtosay June 15, 2021

Thoma

Malewife from Genshin Impact.HES HOT... H-HE'S 😩😩

Bro i need a Thoma.

by Pyuu March 26, 2022

Guy Woodliffe-Thomas

The Coolest kid you'll ever meet. He is everyones most favoured God.

Woah, i wish i was as cool as Guy Woodliffe-Thomas

by Eggs123 September 24, 2011

Thomas

This can be literally anything, anyone can write anything, looney tunes, banana sandwich, socket wrench, Ghislaine Maxwell's trial is happening right now and a dude drives a car through a marathon for no apparent reason OPEN YALLS EYES SEE WHAT THERE IS TO SEE

Thomas sleeps well at night knowing his opinion is objectively correct

by CoolStoryTom November 22, 2021