Happy Willie

An erect penis a boner

Damnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now...

by urbanator69 January 25, 2017

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

Willy Wacka

Nickname for someone who masturbates all the time. Offshoot of Willy Wonka.

Hey, it's Willy Wacka!! When you gonna stop jerking off all the time, huh??

by jay gee August 9, 2023

Willie Lei

Cocktail drink: Tequila, pineapple juice with a splash of Topo Chico (or club soda)

“I’ll have a Willie Lei please” - said to the bartender

by GoFrogs2010 August 11, 2022

Lit willy sucker party

Suck me willy party lovers

Lit willy sucker party is great!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone

Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum

by MooshyKun October 12, 2023