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One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
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Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.
I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.
by LowNoc October 13, 2021
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Willy Wacka

Nickname for someone who masturbates all the time. Offshoot of Willy Wonka.
Hey, it's Willy Wacka!! When you gonna stop jerking off all the time, huh??
by jay gee August 9, 2023
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Willie Lei

Cocktail drink: Tequila, pineapple juice with a splash of Topo Chico (or club soda)
“I’ll have a Willie Lei please” - said to the bartender
by GoFrogs2010 August 11, 2022
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Lit willy sucker party

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020
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skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone
Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum
by MooshyKun October 12, 2023
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White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy
That person just got a white willy in their ear
by Whiteear February 2, 2025
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