fart box

the butt

J-lo has a huge fart box

by Diosdado D. Pingul Jr. April 13, 2003

Cock Fart

can be used in a variety of ways; mainly to express disgust, confusion, or anger; can also replace fuck, shit, tool, ass, or almost any other word

you're a stupid cock fart

What the cock fart?

your dumber than a cock fart

by C-Dubbs18 October 5, 2008

Fart Dart

To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.

Jake caught me off guard with his 'buttercup,' so I threw him a 'fart dart!'

by laceylykewhoa June 12, 2008

fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef

uve just fanny farted

by jim bob February 19, 2003

Fart & Sweat

Also known as a f&s

A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.

After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.

This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat

by MIchael Young April 9, 2008

Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.

I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.

by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006

ziplock fart

when a person farts in a ziplock baggy, and stores it to puff the fart in an others face

dude I am totally going to ziplock fart on you when your not expecting it

by mountainbikingman July 28, 2010