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chrismas hoes

the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24
homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys

homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".
by weedtom420 December 27, 2011
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Harbinger of Hoes

A higher form of Hoe. Where no other term can describe how disgustingly and self disrespecting a hoe can get. Has no care for whoever or whatever. Holds a preceding reputation not even an award can quench.
Yo Keisha is a Harbinger of Hoes. She done probably sucked and fucked off the whole damn city by now.

A Harbinger of Hoes, she can break off a million man march if you toss her loose ass out there.
by Black Riz September 27, 2008
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Stud Hoe

The lesbian who is the man of the relationship usually having spiked short hair and often wears a baseball cap. They carry themselves like men will often be over weight have at least one tattoo on their arm between the elbow and shoulder and the only people alive who believe Jean shorts with hi tops are in style.
Guy 1: I saw you ex today
Guy 2: Really ... man I dont care abou....
Guy 1: She was ridin with that Stud Hoe Debbie
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: (laughing) Lisa dumped yo ass for a STUD HOE.. Ahhhh hahahaha
by brandNV April 23, 2019
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Hoe-Unit

Yall dont know how the Hoe-Unit roll!!
by paganho January 25, 2005
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hoe bouncer

A highly regarded position within a Playboy's entourage tasked with the job of dismissing hoes from the vicinity.
Dustin has so many hoes he requires a hoe bouncer to filter the girls coming on to him
by Dupey61 August 27, 2019
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Studio hoe

1. A girl who is so hot and is know for being a insta baddie and a hoe
2. Most commonly found in short dresses with lots of makeup and is always going out
Damnnn that’s girls a studio hoe
by Caitlin June 28, 2020
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Heidi the Hoe

A loose woman otherwise known as a SLUT. Found roaming the streets of Tamworth, terrorising 18th parties searching for young boys to rape. Enjoys her arse hole fingered by a STUMP.
Underage male child: "Oh look mama its Heidi the Hoe"
Mother: "Stay awa from that SLUT unless you want CHLAMYDIA"
by Sarah Brittain August 23, 2009
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