Simp

A man that puts himself under a woman in hopes of winning her over, even though she brings nothing to the table. Simps are especially big on ditching the boys to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Jack: Hey bestie what are u doin tonight? I was thinking we could hang out just me and you and maybe do a Face mask!
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Don’t be a simp.

by Simp Powers February 12, 2020

Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

A person who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta Male that he has now evolved into a Simp. E.x Bruno

I'm a weak individual who likes to Simp snowflakes.

by Jathi February 13, 2020

Simp

A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.

Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!

Friend 2: why you say that?

Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.

Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.

Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.

by Friending friend February 13, 2020

Simp

Hudson Bossen

Here comes the man, the myth, the simp, Hudson.

by Lilrichard February 13, 2020

Simp

When you abandoned the boys for a mega thot. Dont be caught simpin.

James: "Yo you been seeing that bitch nigga TJ around?"
Anthony: "Nah, i caught TJ simpin yesterday. Imma whoop this niggas ass"
James: "He will come back bro dont you worry."

by elieabouu February 13, 2020

Simp

A shell of a man who will do anything for the approval of a woman. (Usually without reciprocation)

Man, Alexis Ruiz is such a simp.

by Darren terbull February 13, 2020