Skip to main content

Restless Leg Syndrome 

When people sleep, their legs continue to move. This can be easily mistaken for a dream, when really they are suffering from a disease that does not allow them to stop dancing. It is terrible disease because people are not able to get enough sleep. This can lead to deteriorating physical and mental health.
A: I wasn't able to sleep last night because your legs kept moving.
B: Well, I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. I cannot keep myself from dancing while I try to sleep. I was doing an Irish Jig last night. That's the worst one.

fuckboy Twitter Syndrome 

When a good natured guy becomes a total Fuckboy when on Social Media.
Dan: Hey do you know Josh?
Nick: Yeah he's a nice guy but suffers from Fuckboy Twitter Syndrome.

Hamlet's Syndrome 

The problem of overthinking and lack of action. It often causes intelligent individuals to be unsuccessful.
Due to Hamlet's Syndrome the genius lived a sad and unproductive life.
Hamlet's Syndrome by joeblow12 March 27, 2009

Kip Syndrome 

Kip Syndrome n. A person who falls in love online; develops serious romantic relationships with people they meet on the internet. Oraginating from the film Napoleon Dynamite.
"I love Amy so much I would marry her today!"
"Haha Kip Syndorme! Nevermind me go back to your beloved Lafawnda!"
"Lafawnda?"
Kip Syndrome by Jewish Soup February 13, 2005

Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"
Howard Dean Syndrome by D.E March 18, 2004

Too Tall Jones Syndrome 

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.
Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.