To be really hammered to the point of not wanting another drink because you will either fall or puke but having another drink anyway. When you do this you know your going to be extremely drunk but you keep drinking anyway.
John: Bro I cant have another drink I am just too hammered I can barely stand
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
by iBooze May 21, 2011
Get the ride the white lightningmug. "How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
Get the Riding the Cotton wool donkeymug. Another classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon your innocent friend. You sneak up behind your friend who is sitting peacefully in his chair. Grab both of his shoulders from behind like you would grip the handlebars on a motorcycle. Then, you make the motion of "revving" your bike, while digging your thumbs into that pressure point right at the base of his neck and make a loud "Vroom Vroom" noise. This move will hurt so bad that the sounds of pain coming out of his mouth will sound like he is speaking Russian.
I was minding my own business when that dummy came up and gave me a Russian Motorcycle Ride. My neck has been hurting for hours.
by Bushrod Johnson September 1, 2009
Get the Russian Motorcycle Ridemug. A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".
by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014
Get the Dildo Riding Rodeo Clownmug. The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011
Get the Tom Sawyer Raft Ridemug. 1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.
2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.
3. Yet another insult.
2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.
3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.
Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.
"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.
"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
Get the Smurf Riding Tickle Dickmug. Jersey Girl: I have to take a dump and I don't feel like walking up to the municipal building"
Bruce Springsteen: "Just jump in and take an Atlantic City cigar Ride
Bruce Springsteen: "Just jump in and take an Atlantic City cigar Ride
by beebsb September 1, 2016
Get the Atlantic City Cigar Ridemug.