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I ain't baking your potato

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."
Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.
by Triamgle October 31, 2023
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Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.
by M1. Potato June 13, 2016
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Wisconsin Potato Chip

Similar to the California Potato Chip in that you fuck a girl and pull out and cum on her back, let it dry and peel it off and eat it potato chip style. The main difference here is if she has some sort of infection or bacteria that makes your jizz taste sort of cheesy.
I thought I was having California Potato Chips, but she must not have used the monistat so it must have been a Wisconsin Potato Chip because it has a cheesy aftertaste.
by Doug G. August 12, 2006
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brain potato

a large grouping of hard snot or a solid booger extracted from one's nostrils while contemplating any subject.
while answering my girlfriends question about whether or not her sister beulah with the acne problem was attractive i rubbed my nose and discovered a large mass of hardened snot i then proceeded to pull it out, scrape it off in an ashtray and said to my girlfriend, fuck no !!!! stupid. i just yanked a brain potato so large it would pass for your sisters left cheek.
by fixer 2006 April 30, 2007
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sweet potato balls

An expression to show shock or amazment. Such as holy hell.
Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!
by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 22, 2005
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furry potato

a potto that has cat ears
hey furry potato hey furry potato
by FURRY POTATO ENTENSIFIES May 28, 2021
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Nigger potato

A very black potato that has 88% autism and 22% down syndrome and the only word the potato can say is ¨Potato Nigger
Hey look at my Nigger potato doing a triple backflip!
by isfrd December 13, 2022
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