An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.
(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.
by James T. January 29, 2007
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When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
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Some one who is always high to the point they lack good judgement.They may also be delutional and has touble keeping focused.Maybe considered stupid high or burtout.
friend: Dude whats 5x5?
Stoner: 10
Friend: lol.homie what color is the sky?
Stoner: umm is it white?
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Friend: lol.homie what color is the sky?
Stoner: umm is it white?
Friend: Dude your piped...lol
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