Now there are a few tricks to doing this. To begin you will need:
1. maple syrup
2. an open to anything girl
Now during sex you shall go very fast now very sneaky. Grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have sex until you ejaculate screaming at the end "CHARLIE".
1. maple syrup
2. an open to anything girl
Now during sex you shall go very fast now very sneaky. Grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have sex until you ejaculate screaming at the end "CHARLIE".
by jitre February 14, 2012
Get the Old King Charliemug. refers to weapons in amtgard that arent made like newer weapons, i.e non ultra lights
such as cores of pvc and use of duct tape
sum are even deliver the justice
such as cores of pvc and use of duct tape
sum are even deliver the justice
by anonymous January 7, 2005
Get the Old School weaponsmug. A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.
by Angry Calaen September 27, 2004
Get the old man beggermug. by mpdude8 October 31, 2008
Get the Old Man Jenkinsmug. A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.
Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.
by Old Swampy August 22, 2011
Get the Old Swampymug. Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011
Get the The old country buffetmug. A beery, barfy-tasting cheap whiskey. Somehow "descended" from a Civil War era bourbon that was guzzled by cowboys and generals. But the original recipe is long since lost and was probably a damn sight better.
I'm pretty sure modern Old Crow whiskey is distilled from King Cobra. But it's got a crow on it, so what the hell. I think I'll go buy some right now.
by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012
Get the Old Crow Whiskeymug.