Corn

come today to try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn.

-slimecicle

my name is corn-nelius cornwall.

by itsstarri_ May 18, 2024

Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025

Corn licker

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes

How many times does this corn licker need to put his underwear on backwards?

by Totally Random July 1, 2022

nebraskan corn schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.

The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd August 9, 2024

corn waddle

May be used in math class if means lost,confused,scared or surprised

She’s so corn waddle rn

by 2iceforu April 19, 2022

Butter on my corn till I pop

"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.

Alternate:
Edge until climax

“Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!

Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”

by Bean Cream! April 10, 2024

Corned

Damaged beyond repair

This VCR is corned.

by SteelyDanzig July 11, 2022