Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.
by Apachicano October 14, 2025
Get the Orange Necksmug. The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
Get the Montana Neck Massagemug. by Yimothy March 1, 2023
Get the neck up, ya pelicanmug. This is something someone says to imply that you put a lot of effort to see what was going on. Most of the time when they use their entire head and body to look at something .
Sam tried hard to see what his sister had in her hand as she left. She turn around and stated, “ you sure have a long neck.”
by Jjaai May 22, 2023
Get the Long neckmug. by biggestsmoochiealive January 14, 2023
Get the Rough Neckmug. by Cangt February 20, 2018
Get the camel dick neckmug. by tommy_kingston January 14, 2016
Get the neck musclemug.