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IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro
by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024
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Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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Mike

Marine: This is Oscar Mike over

Random dude: who’s Oscar and Mike
by A yank May 26, 2021
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Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.
I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered
by Dren88 August 13, 2023
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Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.
Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*
by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019
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Mike Cross

A rage quitter that hates multiplayer games and cries about it
Yo don’t pull a mike cross when we play Fortnite today…
by Stonerdogyss August 12, 2025
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Mike Maniachi

he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.
why do you keep calling me an asshole?, because youre mike maniachi and you know why
by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010
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