jordan cotter

Someone with a phat juicy ass

Jordan cotter has a phat juicy ass

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021

Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.

Do you want Jordan?

by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021

jordan

The try hard keebler elf

Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.

by brock felt sad April 14, 2022

Jordan Hong

This dude straight up checks urban dictionary definitions for names. He describes himself as "it's the boy" and sometimes people call him JHong

Oh man it's Jordan Hong checking urban dictionary at Hangar again!

by Hangar24 July 20, 2023

Jordans

A group of crazy awesome basketball players

Look at those jordans over there!

by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016

Jordan

A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night

Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021