jacob rubin

the hottest person ever

Hey did you see Jacob Rubin today?

by eliesa, jacobs girlfriend May 24, 2022

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Jacob

A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on

“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls”

by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019

Brock-jacob

the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma

Brock-jacob is sooooo sigma

by I love Brock-Jacob May 28, 2024

Jacob

Asian small cock

Jacob has a big cock lol jk

by Fatweiner May 21, 2018

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022