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levee of lesbians

Levee is the proper term for a grouping of lesbians. As in a "herd of cattle" or a "gaggle of geese".

A synonym for levee is dike/dyke, hence the connection.
We thought we were gonna roll over that other team in our beer league softball game, but they were fully stacked with a levee of lesbians who played D1 college ball.
by SinDonor dammit October 14, 2022
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snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
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Male lesbian

Where science and logic say that men are lesbian
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Lesbian Letdown

The action in which a man realizes, or is told, a women he is attracted to is a lesbian.
(I'm a lesbian don't attack me)
Guy 1: "She's so hot"
Guy 2: "You mean Lillian? You know she's a lesbian, right?"
Guy 1: "huh? No I didn't."
Guy 3: "Man talk about Lesbian Letdown amiright?"
by Defnotdrista June 5, 2022
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Lesbian

When they're so pretty it hurts but you're not talking about boys, you're talking about girls.
Susanf (To kattie) : I'm ok with you being a lesbian, just don't fall in love with me.

Kattief: Don't worry, I have standards.
by [God_Complex] January 2, 2023
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Lesbian

Hey what more lesbian Yachi or lesbian itself?
Yachi is the definition of lesbian
by sagevfx? August 13, 2021
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Lesbian Threesome

Three girls having sex
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
by Scar_Cam March 16, 2025
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