Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

My half-grandaunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half

Fraction.

Do you know what half is? Yes.

by Tsaunka September 29, 2020

half baggie

When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.

Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!

by Headmanos March 10, 2019

Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life

Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.

by Ironman99 October 15, 2022

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

half a head

John f kennedy has half a head

He had lag

Could not build

No weapons

No sheild like ninja

So free

Half a head- what john f kennedy is missing

by Bigdickenergy6969697869 February 22, 2021