A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others
by David Black February 4, 2023
Get the David Brainmug. by Dabrell March 17, 2022
Get the David humormug. The raging affection to control all money and sources there of regardless of how insignificant the amount may be to the point of public display of childlike tantrums.
"Look at that grown man over there Daviding the change out of the Make-a-Wish well."
"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."
"My Husband is Daviding again this week, he tried to return a stick of used deodorant after he found out what I paid for it."
by Institute of Definitions August 15, 2025
Get the Davidingmug. David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniardmug. David is a man that will always have one foot in your heart and one foot out the door. A David is not lazy and will always go out of their way to help others. He has a clean home and his car always looks nice. The only issue with David is that he will not ever commit to one woman in his life. He may tell you that he will commit to you but a David has wandering ways and will not hesitate to act . Only date a David if you understand the risks and are willing to live that out.
by MissPotato39 January 21, 2023
Get the Davidmug. A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
Get the David's Goliathmug. A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.
(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
Get the David Syndromemug.