mary's dad

the reason why no one can have nice things

"yo mary's dad ruined it all. again!"

by annoyedfrn77 October 10, 2021

ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

by greml!n October 11, 2021

boruto's dad

Verb: When a naruto fan is brought to embarrassment by a non-fan confusing boruto and naruto or calling naruto "boruto's dad"

"She likes Naruto, he's from Boruto right?"

"Oh man, I just got Boruto's Dad-ed."

by -bbkk October 12, 2021

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Dad

I love you

Jonny:dad
Carrie:dad

Carrie and Jonny say I love you

by Milfsforlifw November 1, 2021

Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021