Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

moisture claplets

The particulate aqueous cloud created by the impact of intercourse, sending a combination of all moisture particles into the air. Each cloud is a single moisture claplet.

I saw the moisture claplets float in the light of her bedroom window with every thrust.

by Le Mingus March 3, 2023

Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.

You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.

by Luckys.m0m June 1, 2023

Cheek clapper Ken

When someone goes to the Barbie party and gets with multiple girls

Dan went to the party as cheek clapper Ken and cleaned up.

by Baking with bitches September 4, 2023

Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.

Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.

by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023

Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger

That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper

by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023

poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night

by bug juice October 23, 2023