Cum Cape

Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"

Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"

Cum Cape by LolOnYourLol February 21, 2010

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cum pillows

When a woman's breasts are large enough to have intercourse with, they are referred to as "cum pillows".

"Hey Bob, do you see that girl at the bar? Those are some nice cum pillows!"

I was playing with my girlfriends cum pillows last night!

cum pillows by Perverted in Peru August 23, 2010

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Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load

"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!

Cum gurgling road whore by frizzle freak November 30, 2010

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Cum Snorting Sea Dragon

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.

"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"

Cum Snorting Sea Dragon by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011