The crazyluna

When a bitch sneezes on your balls and licks your face. Based on true events from my friends dog Luna.

Dude 1: That chick I hooked up with last night gave me the crazyluna!

Dude 2: what’s that?
Dude 1: when my girl sneezes on balls and licks my face.
Dude 2: were you fucking your dog or something?

by WackyWaffle2301 April 23, 2021

craydiculous

/ˈkrādikyələs/
informal
adjective

Considerably more outrageous than ridiculous, with an added level of cray cray that is not inherent to being redonkulous.

That wicked winter storm was totes craydiculous!

by Doc, the Dead Journalist December 5, 2013

brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

crazypants

1. Crazypants is a descriptive word that means weird or insane, not insane in the sense that it means cool as in crazy cool or thats totally insane! Crazypants means insane as in a mental illness.

2. Crazypants is also a place it is a wonderful land where evryone wears cartoon pants!

3. Can be used as and insult or a joke word to mess with friends

1. Joe painted his fingernails! WOW thats crazypants!

2. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Where are you from, the Land of Crazypants?
3. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Shutup Crazypants!

Never to be used as two words, separating the words crazy and pants in a sentence is punishable by law. Unless of course it is being used to describe some crazy looking pants.

by Salaad June 11, 2006

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011

no crayola

To not lie, no cap, no front

Do what you gon do no crayola it get violent

by Trappa2002 June 16, 2018