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Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.
by christian wood June 12, 2021
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Christian

A amazing guy. he is very shy at first but he loves truly he also loves hard he has an amazing smile girls would fall in love with him so fast. loving him would be a blessing for girls they would never want to lose him. He is so perfect. he's cute,nice,funny,charming, amazing. he is the best i swear.
Christian is the best
by beyou4ever May 24, 2017
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Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom
Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me
by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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ChRisTiAniSm

A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
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Christian

Someone with a soul and mind as deep as the inner most parts of the earth, and a heart that gives definition to the word “Gentleness.” In his smile and laugh you find peace and safety, assured that you can be yourself and still be precious in his eyes. Someone with a character of integrity and unwavering goodness, his view of the world and people an inspiration, someone you can learn from and who will always believe in and encourage you. A shoulder to cry on. A friend to laugh with. You can trust him with your heart in the most delicate of ways. His ability to understand and listen is the most precious gift, and he cares deeply for those he loves.
When I can’t trust anyone with myself, I’ll trust Christian
by coffeeinthenighttime November 22, 2021
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Christian Boser

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
by Woman who milks cows September 24, 2011
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