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God can do anything

Before you read my questions, realize that I do NOT want to be offensive or anger provoking, just THOUGHT provoking. THINK! If you are offended or angry, that is your choice, not mine.
IF God can do anything, and if God does NOT want anyone to sin, then why doesn't He stop people from sinning? OR, Why didn't He create all people to not WANT to sin, and therefore do NOT sin?

Even if God is real, that doesn't mean that all popular ideas about Him are real.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006
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Yes I can't

Is a positive answer to a negative question
taking simply mathematical principals, two positives make a positive, two negatives makes a positive, so a negative combined with a positive leaves a negative.

so a question like, "can't you fix that computer?" requires the response, "Yes I can't" if indeed, you cannot do so, but "no, I can" if you are able to.

simple really
by progrelayer April 26, 2009
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twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective
twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer
by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009
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Garbage-Can-Bowling

If you live in a rich neighbor hood or city and they provide everyhouse with those over sized garbage cans on wheels. Wait till like 4 AM and get a big car like a Suburban or Hummer and have the passenger grab the garbage can and floor it! Releaseing the garbage can into a group of mailboxes and see how many you can knock down.
This one time i went GarbageCan Bowling and i picked up the heaviest garbage can i could find, at least 200lbs and we got up to 70mph on the street and i knocked over three mailboxes it sounded like a car accident
by Billy D November 16, 2003
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biscut can girl

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
by Truly Nolen January 27, 2008
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I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous
Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.
by SF cycle guy October 9, 2016
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I can relate

It’s where you can relate to everything.
I love myself even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself” I CAN RELATE.
by cries_in_mochi October 29, 2019
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