Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.

Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023

Dumpster Biscuit

A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.

Can you battle buddy me outside, my Dumpster biscuits just arrived.

by moyyom December 13, 2024

Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.

1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."

by Blelvis August 2, 2020

Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH

Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)

by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018

biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard

"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"

by Tr@$h January 23, 2021

potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011