burns

A loving person and someone fun to be around

Ms . burns had her whole class laughing at the filltrip .

by zairh September 9, 2020

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Thai Burn

When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.

"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"

by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023

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Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.

F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.

by Sanjito December 11, 2020

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Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019

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burning gas

uselessly spending a lot of money

stop burning gas and save for a rainy day

by Sexydimma February 15, 2015

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Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

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