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EMO KID

A kid who claims to be in touch with his emotions but is only in touch with one: misery. They all act depressed, tend to wear glasses with no lenses, and claim that nobody understands them. Of course we understand you, your a wuss, there you go.
"I cry myself to sleep at n-"
<swift punch to the face>
by Baxter Bones September 20, 2003
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Scene Kid

faggot with no sense of fashion or originality or anything else that non scene kids have.
by Rhiaaaaaa. February 1, 2009
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emo kid

Another classification bolstered into the media and popular culture to turn individuals into a demographic, generating lots of dough for the economy.

If you like music for depth, lyrically or musically, underground or mainstream, rock or electronic, all that means is that you understand what music SHOULD be about. It's not about what artists you listen to, or how "scene" you are, whatever "scene" you most closely tie yourself to. 's going ouIf you listen to only mainstream or only underground music, get a life. Open your minds, kids.

If you get depressed sometimes and see the world as a bleak place, well, damn straight - life isn't supposed to be easy. It's the act of conquering your problems that makes you happy - not avoiding them. And no, being emotional does not put you in the "emo", "fag", or "pussy" class. If you're getting depressed about material possessions (i.e. mom and dad won't buy that new mesh hoodie for you until next month), go buy a nice pretty gun and figure out what to do with it (not your parents, yourself! duh.). If you really think that people are good in nature, please seek counseling immediately.

When you assimilate yourself to one of these cliquey classifications, you could potentially rob yourself of your individuality, and build an invisible wall. It's called "wedge tactics", and the government uses the media to divide its people with them. So if you think that by associating yourself with a preset counterculture you're "sticking it to the man", think again.

The implication is not that falling into an "emo kid" classification, or any predefined social rung, automatically makes you a product - in theory, basing your life around a single preconceived concept does. Try being an individual, even if it went out of style.
INDIVIDUAL: I listen to Converge, Aphex Twin, Hero of a Hundred Fights, Zao, The Postal Service, Rammstein, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool, Pete Yorn, Pantera, The Beatles, Black Flag, Stavesacre, Tech Itch, Buju Banton, Linkin Park, Rites of Spring, Wes Davis, Justin Timberlake, Paul Oakenfold, Squarepusher, Engine Down, Every Time I Die, Coldplay, Evol Intent, Braid, Vex'd, Tiesto, Sunny Day Real Estate, Venetian Snares, The Pixies, Weather Report, Wu Tang Clan, Aesop Rock, The Cars, My Chemical Romance, Tom Waits, Portraits of Past, Nirvana, Slayer, The Dave Brubeck Quartet, Boards of Canada...

BRAINWASHED "EMO KID": That is sooo not scene...
by Double A Def January 21, 2007
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Scene Kids

Kids that think they're cool but really they annoy the hell out of everyone else.
look at those ass monkeys, they're such scene kids.
by drummer4rock September 11, 2007
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sketchy kid

Someone who uses knee pads with no helmet.
tend to try and steal scooters from KTR.
they are also likely to offer you 50 bucks for a blowy.
"dont go to mmr, a sketchy kidd will offer you smokes"
by smokinnicandsukindick October 11, 2021
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Fortnite kid

A stupid person who plays fortnite all day and hasn't touch grass since they were 5. They are usually in Elementary School still but even older ones existed. If you were born before 2006 your immune to this community but if you aren't oh no
Hey do you wanna come to my house to have a sleepover?

Nah I still got to keep up my daily victory royale streak going I have done it for 2 months now.

Me: bruh he is really that into fortnite?

Other Dude: he is a fortnite kid you know those zombies?
by REALNAMEISCOOL February 15, 2022
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Meme Kid

Similar to a Vine Kid but with "dank memes" instead of cancerous vine trends.
Examples for Meme Kids: "Why r u so TRIGGERED? "Hey, that's pretty good.". Wow what a weeabo, he/she watched 1 anime.
by MemeKid6969 July 14, 2016
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