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Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe
by mlex July 15, 2019
mugGet the Douche Canoemug.

Drive-by Douch

Inverse Drive-by Douche:

1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!

Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”

Believe in yourself!!”

“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
mugGet the Drive-by Douchmug.

douche bag

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011
mugGet the douche bagmug.

douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations
Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.
by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009
mugGet the douche boxmug.

Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.
For e.g

What a douche shot it is?
by Heaven20 October 27, 2010
mugGet the Douche Shotmug.

douche klown

Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.
"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."
by just someone from Holly November 30, 2009
mugGet the douche klownmug.

mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.
man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.
by miniburch May 7, 2009
mugGet the mind douchemug.

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