May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
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A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"
B: "Wh-what, why?
A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C
B: "Wh-what, why?
A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C
by Esdapox July 17, 2024
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My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.
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by APTM September 20, 2024
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by Someone you dunno December 10, 2020
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by Theher August 8, 2022
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Get the National Kiss Brock Day mug.National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.
This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.
This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.
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