Dirty Atticus

A man who ejaculates into a porcupines anus and sucks it through a suction tube while beating his cock at light speed with no protection.

My buddy went down to the desert and was pulling a dirty Atticus all night

by The molestar March 8, 2024

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Dirty hambrick

When a man above 6’ attempts to find a woman (preferably ones called jade or selene) and attempt to enter their rectum via reverse vacuum-seal

“Oh max, careful! My butt is swelling”

“Shut up ho, *slaps butthole teasingly and enters with a dirty hambrick”

by CaelsGay March 8, 2024

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Dirty Dmitry

when you stick your finger up a homies booty hole and he gets shit on it and you slowly smear it across his forehead like Simba and lick it off.

"Bro... I just caught Dan giving john a dirty dmitry again!"

by WhatTheActualFuckingFuck March 8, 2024

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dirty gidney

when a man rubs one out on his sisters pillow and licks it up, while she watches

my mate did a dirty gidney the other day when he came back home

by the big man g March 10, 2024

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A dirty seagal is A cock hungry hoe that you see at Burger King or McDonald's that kind of acts like one of the seagalls hopping around doing anything they can to get a mouthful usually run in packs more than likely underage proceed with caution

Hey let's go to the other BK that one across the street has got a whole bunch of dirty seagalls at it and I'm not trying to catch another charge

by Dingofish March 10, 2024

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Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.

Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.

by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024

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