National Kwik Trip Day

On June 16th 1965 Kwik Trip opened their first location in Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Happy National Kwik Trip day!

by Stormofhail June 16, 2025

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

Fuck a burly man day.

Every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.

"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

by AcroGaming April 3, 2024

Fuck a burly man day.

On April 3rd, every non-straight man has a pass to sleep with any consenting muscular man.

"Dude, It's Fuck a burly man day."

"Dude, that's awesome."

by AcroGaming April 3, 2024

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

Green Day

The greatest rock band in the world forever.

Person 1: American Idiot by Green Day is the greatest album ever made.
Person 2: What about 21st Century Breakdown?
Person 1: Oh right, forgot about that one.

by Thorn (like the letter) April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024