national kelise day

on national kelise day , all you do is be nice to a kelise and do anything she wants you to :)

“oh shit it’s national kelise day!”

by wooohoooo444 September 11, 2023

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National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

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You have to listen to your younger brother for the hole year and do everything they say to do.

Brother:its a day jump down the stairs now 25 times.

Sister:UMMM.....my life be like oh ahh yeah ohh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Listen to your younger bro every day

BROTHER:JUMP DOWN THE STAIRS.
SISTER: MY LIFE BE LIKE OH AH YEAH OH AHHHHHHHHHHH!

by anonymous November 6, 2020

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national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)

Dude it’s National Hair Day!

by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019

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national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.

me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”

by Grant Green May 8, 2022

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National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 29, 2021

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