Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you

Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Whimper Audio Day

April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy

Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day

by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

National Aliyah day

National Aliyah day is a day on august 15th where everyone should celebrate! It’s a day when a AMAZING GORGEOUS GOOD STYLE FRANK OCEAN FAN WAS BORN . AND EVERYONE SHOULD PARTY TIL THE NIGHT IS OVER👏🏻🙌🏻💁🏻 ♀️

“ omg it’s august 15th! Today is national Aliyah dayy! TIME TO PARTYYYYY

by Mommy_milkers101 August 14, 2021

National Hug Day

National hug day is now moved to April 15th since everyone was too busy grabbing people’s asses instead of hugging. So we get a redo 😂 you can hug whoever you want. Good luck :)

National hug day is where anyone can hug anyone. Don’t get jumped :)

by Idk1118888 April 12, 2019

National Chey Day

National Chey Day is the day in which we celebrate Chey but also get turnt in her honor! National Chey Day falls on every September 6th

Friend: “Hey what day is it today?!”
Friend 2: “It’s September 6th why?”
Friend: “It’s NATIONAL CHEY DAY!! TURN UPP!!”

by ms.regine September 1, 2024