monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

Fuck-Shit

It means, a really great time. An ucontrollable, desirable, hectic time

Person 1: Bro, I still have a hangover from that party.
Person 2: Was it good?
Person 1: Fuck-Shit. That was Fuck-Shit.

by Finding_Nemohoes September 17, 2019

fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!

"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

fuck off

a ruder word for screw off

hey liam
fuck off jerry

by ZellaTheGreat August 9, 2022

Alligator fuck house

Someone who wants to have a really good time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

“I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!

by Fuckfuckfuck March 24, 2022

Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021