Virtual Fucking; the act of having sexual intercourse whilst in virtual reality. V-Fucking can be done with two partners in the same room wearing VR headsets, however, both members of the act may be simply V-Fucking online (this is most common in popular game VRchat).
Randy: You don't have a girlfriend, why do I keep hearing you grunting in the other room?
Chad: I am V-Fucking my girlfriend!
Chad: I am V-Fucking my girlfriend!
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A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
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