Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)
Tim:"Fuck crap!"
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)
Tim:"Fuck crap!"
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