Fat fuck

Another word used instead of “the greatest sister” If your brother uses this word, do NOT be alarmed, he is just thanking you for being amazing.(even if you have a few flabs)

“Oye dilu get me some ice cream fat fuck panjodh”

by Dr pabosimsim July 10, 2018

wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.

Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!

by drkillface July 12, 2018

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Fucks

The unit of not caring

Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give

Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given

by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018

Fuck fiction

When someone writes a fan fiction which is intentionally bad for comedy purposes.

Have you read that fuck fiction about Justin bieber?

by LT.Lickm3 July 15, 2018

Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.

Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.

by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018