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Waiting wank

Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for
I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time
by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017
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Titty wank

A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.
Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.
by Ultimate guitar November 7, 2018
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Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.
Person 1: “mate look at this photography
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”
by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019
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BADONKA WANK

Eheheheehehehehehehebebebebebeheb pussiole BADONKA WANK
by BaDoNkA WANK January 6, 2021
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Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.
by Oure April 21, 2021
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wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.
guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.
by neotreo December 24, 2007
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Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air
John loved to wank on Saturdays.
by milesangel36 January 4, 2022
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